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Ever Misheard Something

Have you ever misheard somethng that was said?
I do.
All the time.

Apparently, these situations happen at preschool as well.
My son's preschool to be specific.
Of course it was my son who was misheard & he was very offended about.

Last week Bobster & I went to pick up Cheeks from school.
Now let me preface this with saying he watched the movie Transformers II.  It has some adult language and we have told him he is not to repeat what he hears.

So the young, senior in high school, who is in his room approaches me & Bobster to tell us our angelic boy said a naughty word.
She was turning about 40 shades of red.
So I asked "What did he say?"
She's himming, hawing.
Finally she says, in barely a whisper, "He said penis"

Bobster says "Well we are teaching him the proper terminology for his parts.  How did he use it? Did he say it hurt?"
The girl, bashful beyond belief, casts her eyes down & says "I'm not sure, Miss K just told me to tell you"
I told her we would take care of it.
Obviously, I was mortified but realized, well he's 4 at least he didn't call it something nasty.

So when we get outside I asked him why he said penis.
He looked very offended & got upset, saying "I didn't say penis".
Me: "What did you say"
Very proudly, but still offended, he replied "I said p**sy".

Now we have taught him this word means cat so he really didn't say anything wrong in his eyes.
I told him he can't say that at school and not to say it again.

Meanwhile, I have an embarrassed teen girl, an adult teacher who thinks I am one heck of a parent & a husband who is turning red & choking with laughter.

Now I have to face these people...every....day.
Yep.
As if my stomach isn't turned into knots to begin with from my normal day to day stress.

All I can say is Thank God for Alka Seltzer.

Did you know that Alka Seltzer is actually having a contest for the funniest said/heard mishaps on Facebook?
Check it out here:
Alka Seltzer on Facebook

While I am not eligible for the contest you guys are.
Just look at what you can win:
· A trip to New York City to star in an Alka-Seltzer online video featuring their entry



· The winning spot will premiere on the Alka-Seltzer Facebook page!


· Plus $5,000 to spend toward whatever they wish
 
What are you waiting for?
Go enter the contest & while your at it, leave me the story in a comment.
You know I love me some comments.
Can't wait to hear your funniest said/heard mishaps!!!
 
Note

The makers of Alka-Seltzer want you to remember that while miscommunication can be funny and entertaining it can also lead to stress. And when stress gives you heartburn with headache, Alka-Seltzer Original gives you relief fast. Use as directed.


Abbreviated Contest Rules
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Legal residents of the 50 United States (D.C.), 18 years or older. Contest ends 2/25/11. To enter and for Official Rules, including prize description, visit http://www.facebook.com/AlkaSeltzerOriginal?v=app_7146470109&ref=sgm. Void where prohibited.

*Disclaimer: While the story about Cheekers is true, I am not eligible for the contest but I have been compensated by The Motherhood & Alka Seltzer for this post*

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